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Would Malarkey shingles survive a solar-powered zombie apocalypse?

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donaldhiker632
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Ridge vents are like the Swiss Army knife of roof ventilation—handy, but only if you use ‘em right. I’ve seen ‘em work wonders on some pretty funky rooflines, dormers and all, but you’re spot on about the install. If the intake’s blocked or the insulation’s piled up, you might as well just invite the squirrels in for a housewarming party. My trick is always to double-check the baffles and make sure nothing’s clogging up the airflow. Not perfect, but better than sweating through another attic sauna in July.


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Had a house last summer where the ridge vent was technically there, but insulation had drifted right up against it—zero airflow. Owners couldn’t figure out why their attic felt like a sauna. Once we cleared the baffles and opened things up, temps dropped by 15 degrees. Ridge vents are great, but only if the intake’s actually working. Malarkey shingles can take a beating, but even they won’t help much if the attic’s cooking from bad ventilation.


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I get the whole ridge vent thing, but I’ve honestly seen just as many problems with them as solutions. Maybe it’s the way some houses are built around here—older homes, weird rooflines, not enough soffit vents to actually let air in. You can clear baffles all day, but if there’s nowhere for air to come from, that ridge vent isn’t doing much except looking fancy.

Malarkey shingles are tough, sure, but I still think folks overestimate what a shingle can really handle if the attic’s basically an oven. Had a place last fall where the homeowner swore by their “bulletproof” shingles, but their HVAC was working overtime and they had ice dams by January. Turned out their intake vents were painted shut—no airflow at all.

Maybe I’m just jaded from seeing too many DIY jobs gone sideways, but I’d rather have decent ventilation and basic shingles than top-shelf shingles on a house that can’t breathe. Sometimes simpler is better… or at least less likely to cook your roof from the inside out.


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Totally get where you’re coming from. I’ve seen plenty of “premium” shingles fail way faster than expected just because the attic was basically a sauna. Ventilation gets overlooked all the time, especially in older homes with chopped-up rooflines or painted-over soffits (I’ve had to pry more than a few open myself). Honestly, I’d rather have a basic shingle and a well-vented attic than the fanciest shingle on a house that can’t breathe. Shingles can only do so much if the heat’s trapped underneath—no magic material’s gonna save you from that.


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Honestly, I’d rather have a basic shingle and a well-vented attic than the fanciest shingle on a house that can’t breathe.

Couldn’t agree more with this. I’ve seen “lifetime” shingles curl up like potato chips after just a few summers because the attic was basically an oven. I always wonder—how many folks actually check their soffit vents before dropping cash on fancy shingles? I’ve had tenants call about leaks, and half the time it’s not the roof, it’s condensation from poor airflow. Anyone ever try those solar attic fans? I’m skeptical, but maybe they’d help in a zombie apocalypse...


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