Yeah, metal roofs are pretty solid structurally, no argument there. But honestly, insurers can be a real pain about those little dents...had a homeown...

Yeah, the hair thing is definitely weirder than shoes. I've seen some odd stuff during tear-offs—old newspapers, beer cans from the 70s—but nothing as...

We worked on a building downtown a few years back that had one of those built-up roofs. Honestly, I was skeptical at first because the weather here is...