Last weekend, I was staring at my roof (as one does when procrastinating yardwork) and imagined it suddenly gaining consciousness, fed up with baking in the heat all day. Like, picture your shingles muttering about UV rays, plotting revenge against the sun by reflecting its rays right back into space. Now I'm weirdly invested in this rooftop rebellion saga...um, anyone want to jump in and spin this tale further?
"Like, picture your shingles muttering about UV rays, plotting revenge against the sun by reflecting its rays right back into space."
Haha, this rooftop rebellion idea isn't as far-fetched as you might think. Actually, if your shingles really wanted revenge, they'd probably team up with some greenery. A layer of plants on your roof can absorb sunlight, cool things down, and even give your shingles a break from the heat. Plus, imagine the sun's confusion when it sees its rays being quietly absorbed by a bunch of chill succulents...
