Haha, the marshmallow thing is spot-on... I've definitely toasted a few membranes myself. You're right about the temp range—550°F-ish usually does the...

Haha, "good until lunchtime"—that's gold. But seriously, 48 hours is tight. I've noticed lately suppliers are getting jumpy with pricing because mater...

Yeah, sometimes it feels like they're just messing with us. Reminds me of the time I tried fixing my Bluetooth speaker—thought it'd be a quick job, ri...

Good call with the ridge and soffit vents—honestly, ventilation is one of those things everyone underestimates until they're mopping up puddles inside...

Haha, reminds me of when I tried installing one of those smart garage openers. Step 1: Unbox. Step 2: Follow instructions carefully. Step 3: Spend two...

Haha, been there... I usually do the screwdriver test too, but I call it the "poke and pray" method. If it lifts easy, dial down your heat a notch and...

Haha, glad I'm not the only one worrying about tiles collapsing the roof! When I first started apprenticing, I drove my mentor nuts asking if we neede...

Totally get the budget worry—engineers can make your wallet cry real tears, lol. But hey, don’t panic yet. First off, props for even considering tackl...

Haha, chimneys are sneaky little devils for sure. Another one I've noticed is flat roofs—especially those with rolled roofing or older tar-and-gravel ...

Haha, yeah, those poles can be a workout. If anyone's thinking of giving it a shot, here's my quick guide: Step 1, stretch your arms thoroughly (trust...