Okay, hear me out... woke up this morning to find a huge crack running down my living room wall. Like, not just a little paint crack, but a legit "is my house splitting in two?" kinda crack. I'm half expecting to see glowing lights or tentacles poking through any minute now. Pretty sure it's structural and gonna need a pro to fix it, but before I call someone, anyone wanna spin this into a wild story? Maybe my house is secretly a portal to another dimension or something...
Had something similar happen a couple years back—huge crack appeared overnight in my kitchen wall. Turned out it was foundation settling issues, not interdimensional tentacles (sadly). Before you panic and call in the expensive pros, maybe check around your doors and windows. If they're suddenly sticking or misaligned, it's probably structural. Either way, better to catch it early... dimensional portals are cool and all, but foundation repairs get pricey fast.
