So yesterday, I'm out in the yard raking leaves, minding my own business, when my neighbor comes over looking all serious. He starts telling me how he had this weird dream about his roof flashing coming alive, peeling itself off the roof, and sneaking around the neighborhood at night causing mischief. Like, seriously detailed stuff—flashing slinking down gutters, sabotaging flower beds, and even rearranging patio furniture just to mess with people.
At first, I laughed it off, but then he says he's now convinced it's a sign he needs to check his flashing every year or else it'll "turn rogue." I mean, I get it, flashing is important and all, but rogue flashing causing neighborhood chaos? Sounds like a quirky horror-comedy waiting to happen.
Anyway, it got me thinking—what if household maintenance tasks really did come alive if neglected? Imagine the chaos of gutters plotting revenge or chimneys staging rebellions. Could make for a hilarious short story or something. Dunno, maybe I'm just procrastinating my own roof inspection, haha.
Haha, your neighbor sounds like quite the character. Honestly though, he's onto something with checking flashing regularly—I've seen some pretty wild roof damage after storms, and flashing issues can sneak up on you.
"Imagine the chaos of gutters plotting revenge or chimneys staging rebellions."
This cracked me up... now I'll never look at my gutters the same way again. But seriously, you should totally write that story, sounds like it'd be hilarious.
Totally agree with checking flashing regularly—seen way too many leaks start there. A few quick points from experience:
- Flashing around chimneys and vents is usually the first to go. Storms loosen it up, and water sneaks right in.
- Gutters actually do seem vengeful sometimes... had one job where leaves clogged so badly, water backed up under the shingles. Felt personal.
- Chimney rebellions aren't far off either—had a customer whose chimney flashing failed, and the water damage inside was a nightmare. Drywall, insulation, the works.
Your neighbor might be paranoid, but he's not wrong. And yeah, I'd read that story too... sounds like a Pixar movie waiting to happen.
